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The Big Prick Collection – Figurines

Price range: £1.19 through £5.00

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Meet The Big Prick Collection

Made from durable PLA Pro, these grumpy little bastards come in two sizes and will judge you silently from your desk, pot, shelf, or windowsill.

🌵 The Big Prick Collection

Some plants are calming. These are not those plants.

The Big Prick Collection is a set of deliberately grumpy cactus figurines designed for desks, shelves, and anyone who’s had enough of pretending to be cheerful. Packed with personality (grumpy as hell), each piece brings maximum judgement with zero watering required.

Perfect for:

Office desks
Home studios
Gifting to people with a sense of humour
Passive-aggressive décor

📏 Sizes

Small Pricks – approx. 6cm tall
Medium Pricks – approx. 10cm tall

(Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly due to the printing process.)

🧵 Material

Made from PLA Pro
Strong, durable, and lightweight
Designed for display (not a toy, not a plant, definitely not polite)

⚠️ Important Stuff

This is not a real cactus
No watering, sunlight, or emotional support required
May cause laughter, judgement, or mild offence (worth it)

Weight	0.1 kg

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All plants sold are strictly for garden / ornamental purposes, not for human consumption. We are here to cultivate these beautiful plants and spread them as far as we can, nothing outside of growing (all things related to growing) will be tollerated.